floyd the barber

bell on door clangs, come on in
floyd observes my hairy chin
sit down chair, don't be afraid
steamed hot towel on my face
ı was shaved
ı was shaved
ı was shaved
barney ties me to the chair
ı can't see, ı'm really scared
floyd breathes hard, ı hear a zip
pee-pee pressed against my lips
ı was shamed
ı was shamed
ı was shamed
uh
uh
ı sense others in the room
opie, aunt bee, ı presume
they take turns and cut me up
ı die smothered in aunt bee's muff
ı was shamed
ı was shamed