have you ever put butter on a pop tart

have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
it's so frickin' good
have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
if you haven't, then i think you should

i was sittin' in the kitchen one day
and i was itchin' to fill up my belly
with the pipin' hot jelly of the best damn treat in the world
(he's talkin' pop tarts!)
and i saw a stick of butter
and it almost made me shudder
and scream like a baby girl

i don't want a giant penis
or a rocket ship to venus
i don't want to win the lottery
i just want to squat and gobble
'til i'm dizzy and i wobble
in a butter, fruit and dough tart dream

so, i put butter on a pop tart.
it was so frickin' good
have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
if you haven't, then i think you should